Heartagram...

[Avenging Neko]

Is really...

A TRANSVESTITE!

He also has a shrine of me in his house. Creepy. =o

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And I married him, secretly, ~coughs~ He's my second husband. =D!

Umm...

His hair is a living being, ya know, it gets pregnant with my babies. And births boas. Ever wonder why that boa over there always looks different? >.>
It's because it keeps changing places with its brothers/sisters when you're not looking!!!

It's aaaaall a conspiracy.

[Kaelani]

Have I told you lately that I love you, Ekona?... You're silly. >.>

And... He has Seras' babehs, too!

Heartaboo and Ferret Dildo, yes. *nodnod*

[Grin]

Does that make him -my- second husband as well? Am I allowed to hump him? =D!

[Avenging Neko]

Hm...

I'll ask him

Probably no though >_>;

You get Ace as your secret shared husband with me =o!

[Heartagram]

Pfft... something tells me it's not 'probably no', it's 'most likely yes'. The Heart does thrive on love and stuffs that are alike you, know? Though I'm really not sure where I got the info.

Hmm.

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