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Post by aarkan on Nov 24, 2006 21:42:08 GMT -5
If you are ever planing on moving house, strip one wall of wallpaper. buy one small tin of blood red paint, and write the following on the wall.
I WILL KILL AGAIN !
Then re paper the wall.
Now you don't get to see the outcome of this joke. But you do get a warm feeling as you hand over the keys.
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Post by Tyra on Nov 25, 2006 6:16:47 GMT -5
That made me giggle. I like that.
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Post by Icsis of Exuma on Nov 25, 2006 19:09:06 GMT -5
Hmmm makes me regret that there is no wallpaper in my house... but I am sure that the wood panels in the basement wouldn't be that hard to remove and replace... hehehe
Love ya darlings
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Post by Andre D'dary on Nov 26, 2006 2:50:28 GMT -5
I am so blatantly going to do that...
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Post by Jocelyn on Nov 26, 2006 5:54:27 GMT -5
Soooo not moving in with you now boy lmao!!! On the other hand... *snickers evily*
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Post by Andre D'dary on Nov 26, 2006 12:15:07 GMT -5
Heh. Just think of the looks on the people's faces when they go to redecorate...
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Post by Jocelyn on Nov 26, 2006 21:25:47 GMT -5
What if they don't though!?!? MAYBE THEY WILL LIKE THE WALL PAPER !!!
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Post by aarkan on Nov 26, 2006 22:22:46 GMT -5
Make sure it is really ugly wallpaper I can see it now..... Mr and Mrs Newhomeowner move in. See the horrid wallpaper and decide it must come down. Mr Newhomeowner strips some of the paper off and sees some writing beneath. Working faster to reveal the message. He reads it with a gasp. "Mable, MABLE come here" He shouts reading the message again. Mable enters from the kitchen carrying two cups of tea, spilling both cups when she reads the message and screams...
The job is done.
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Post by Labyrinth on Nov 26, 2006 23:57:41 GMT -5
Aarkan the Aangry Aardvark, among other things you are a fucking genius. When I finally get myself a house.. in the far and distant future involving me + money, I will definately do that, but you might want to make the paint a grainular reddish-brown, because blood does not stay bright red for long and it would look so much more realistic.
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Post by Jocelyn on Nov 27, 2006 21:32:16 GMT -5
You people are sick.. And I rather enjoy it.
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Post by Labyrinth on Nov 28, 2006 0:19:03 GMT -5
Love you too Andie-chan. <3
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Post by aarkan on Nov 28, 2006 21:37:18 GMT -5
but you might want to make the paint a grainular reddish-brown, because blood does not stay bright red for long and it would look so much more realistic. When I said blood red, I ment like old blood and stuff *nods* Honest i did.
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Post by Andre D'dary on Nov 29, 2006 0:01:29 GMT -5
You could just use real blood...
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Post by Labyrinth on Nov 29, 2006 4:28:50 GMT -5
Stupid us really for not thinking that Andre.. I suppose I just could. Fantastic, they might even get.. *cough* fooled into chasing around a murder. Got to love police.
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Post by aarkan on Nov 29, 2006 20:06:24 GMT -5
If you use real blood, you should use animal blood. Since if the police do get involved they will be able to tell its not human. If you do use human make sure it is not your own. You don't want a knock on the door to explain how your blood was used. Still if its human the police probably will come see you ask a few questions as to how the writing got there. But fuck it. it'll be worth it.
Also another treat is to knock a small hole in the wall. get a fish in a polythene bag. Make sure there is holes in the bag. Fill the bag with iceto keep said fish fresh for a little while. Fill the hole and redecorate and such. After a while the fish will rot giving off a disgusting horrid odour that will not be traceable. Allong side the writing on the wall, your old house will soon get a "murder house" reputation.
P.S. Use a dead animal in place of the fish for a more realistic "dead thing" smell
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