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Post by Zuri Petteri on Sept 23, 2007 12:09:08 GMT -5
God is a cheapskate!!!! Breaking news here people!!! God, yes, God! The dude who lives in the clouds and is supposedly almighty, is nothing more than some cheap bastard. Earlier today a race was held, and before said race God said, "John, come forth and recieve eternal life." However John came in fifth and only won some crappy toaster from the local wal mart!!!
John was outraged, and upon a tasteful stream of profane remarks, was damned to hell with the rest of us. First off I'd like to say, welcome to hell John, we all will come to love you after months if insulting your n00bish-ocity. Secondly, I would like to say, Curse you god and all of your cheap toasters!!!!!!
Also, in other Gossip. Ace is the sexiest man alive in his destinct area of sexiness, namely being Ace. *nods*
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Post by Gir on Sept 23, 2007 12:21:43 GMT -5
Damned to hell to rot with the rest of us.
Try the Devil's foodcake. Au flambeau (or however you spell it) relax, enjoy the heat John.
^.^
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Post by Zuri Petteri on Sept 23, 2007 14:13:55 GMT -5
The Final Status of the race was
1st. Mary-Her prize was the blessing of a child but the curse of men looking upon her as many men look upon used cars. Certified pre-fucked.
2nd. Chuck Norris-Only because he's a fucking bad ass. His prize was the ability to change the name of the virgin islands to just the islands.
3rd. Adam-Given both the blessing and curse of a female companion
4th. Eve-The ability to still look hot after popping out the human race, and eternal life.
5th. John-Crappy wal-mart toaster. Damn the toasters!!! o.o
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Post by Gir on Sept 23, 2007 15:49:18 GMT -5
4th. Eve-The ability to still look hot after popping out the human race, and eternal life.
Damn.
And toasters?
Where do you come up with this Zu?
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Post by Zuri Petteri on Sept 23, 2007 15:51:39 GMT -5
This is Zu when his day has been absolutely amazing. Animated, and overly creative.
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Post by Vex on Sept 23, 2007 17:12:38 GMT -5
This is Zu when his day has been absolutely amazing. Animated, and overly creative. Animated? Most definitely. Creative? Likewise. ... But either I totally missed something, or our dear Zuri has lost his marbles. |
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Post by Deylin on Sept 23, 2007 20:19:47 GMT -5
Also, in other Gossip. Ace is the sexiest man alive in his destinct area of sexiness, namely being Ace. *nods* And all that sexiness belongs to me. ;D |
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Post by Zuri Petteri on Sept 23, 2007 20:45:39 GMT -5
I haven't lost them, *holds up bag of marbles* They're right here!
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Post by Labyrinth on Sept 24, 2007 1:29:32 GMT -5
Zuri.. insanity is relative to context. Remember that. It may save your freedom.
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Post by Gay-Bree-L on Sept 24, 2007 1:51:26 GMT -5
4th. Eve-The ability to still look hot after popping out the human race, and eternal life. Eve also won the ability to bleed once a mouth, for four to five days and not die.
he greatest power yet.
Oh a said note; This is the most random thing I read in ages.
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Post by Vex on Sept 24, 2007 8:02:05 GMT -5
I haven't lost them, *holds up bag of marbles* They're right here! I think it's got a hole... *Watches a few marbles plunk to the floor* |
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Post by Listelle on Sept 24, 2007 17:10:29 GMT -5
Ooo! Shiny things!
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Post by Icsis of Exuma on Sept 24, 2007 20:47:32 GMT -5
You all... are... INSANE!
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Post by Gay-Bree-L on Sept 24, 2007 20:53:56 GMT -5
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Post by Zuri Petteri on Sept 24, 2007 21:06:31 GMT -5
*sniggers, cuddling up on Vex* You know you love me
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