Labyrinth
Legendary
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Support the fine arts. Shoot a rapper.
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Post by Labyrinth on Jun 2, 2007 1:24:28 GMT -5
Because it's like sugar but for the ears.
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Post by MiaRaeLyn on Jun 2, 2007 1:48:27 GMT -5
<Morte+Rosa> And Mia, you're a bad influence. <MiaRaeLyn> I am not! Innocent and pure! <Morte+Rosa> And the pope is a whore. <Marion> The Pope will eat your soul. <Marion> He's a scary fucker <MiaRaeLyn> The Pope ate something of mine, but it wasn't my soul. >.>
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Jocelyn
Supreme Vampire
{S=0}The Lady of Corruption
Posts: 1,039
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Post by Jocelyn on Jun 2, 2007 3:28:41 GMT -5
... LMFAO!!!
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Post by Mina on Jun 2, 2007 5:17:46 GMT -5
"Which way is our house?" "Ummm... that way? ...i think?" "How can you not know? I upgraded your guidance system last week!" "Oh, i threw that out" "Threw WHAT out?" "The guidey chippy thing!" "WHY?!?!" "To make room for the cupcaaaake!" I LOOOOOVE GIR
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Post by Gir on Jun 2, 2007 8:35:57 GMT -5
"What happened! How did you run out of fuel so quickly!!!?" "I... emptied it out.." "Emptied it!? Whyyyy?" "To make room for the tuuunnaaaa."
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Post by Mina on Jun 2, 2007 11:49:44 GMT -5
Zim: GIR. Gir: Yes, master? Zim: GIR, I have your tacos! Gir: Gimme! Zim: No, GIR. Gir: But I neeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes.
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[Zim's telescope is malfunctioning] Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory! [Gir's head pops out of ceiling] Gir: Yeees? Zim: What have you done to the telescope? Gir: Nothin'... Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault? Gir: I know, I'm scared too! ________________________________________
Zim: Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP? GIR: I made it myself!
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Post by ophelia Lokason on Jun 2, 2007 22:45:13 GMT -5
I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.
To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists; and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due.
Have you even been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life . . . You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like maybe we should just be friends or how very perceptive turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.
You wish to see the distant realms? Very well. But know this first, the places you will visit, the places you will see, do not exist. For there are only two worlds - your world, which is the real world, and other worlds, the fantasy. Worlds like this one, worlds of the human imagination. Their reality, or lack of reality is not important. What is important is that they are there. These worlds provide an alternative. Provide an escape. Provide a threat. Provide a dream, and power, provide refuge and pain. They give your world meaning. They do not exist; and thus they are all that matters. Do you understand?"
You mourn, for it is proper to mourn. But your grief serves you; you do not become a slave to grief. You bid the dead farewell, and you continue.
But he didn't understand the price. Mortals never do. They only see the prize. Their heart's desire, their dreams...But the price of getting what you want is getting what you once wanted.
My enemies grow in number every day. But they do not know what I am capable of. Nor, for that matter, do I.
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Post by ophelia Lokason on Jun 2, 2007 23:02:13 GMT -5
When we hold each other, in the darkness, it doesn't make the darkness go away. The bad things are still out there. The nightmares still walking. When we hold each other we feel not safe, but better.'It's all right' we whisper, 'I'm here, I love you.' and we lie: 'I'll never leave you.' For just a moment or two the darkness doesn't seem so bad.
Sometimes I suspect that we build our traps ourselves, then we back into them, pretending amazment the while.
Charitably... I think... sometimes, perhaps , one must change or die. And, in the end,there were,perhaps limits to how much he could let himself change.
It means that we're just dolls. We don't have a clue what's really going down, we just kid ourselves that we're in control of our lives while a paper's thickness away things that would drive us mad if we thought about them for too long play with us, and move us around from room to room, and put us away at night when they're tired, or bored.
Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.
We all not only could know everything. We do. We just tell ourselves we don't to make it all bearable.
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Post by MiaRaeLyn on Jun 3, 2007 6:48:09 GMT -5
Labyrinth: Chh. Mia likes men. Labyrinth: The scandal! MiaRaeLyn: Men are hot. MiaRaeLyn: They have the penis. Labyrinth: Chh. I have the penis too, mine just so happens to vibrate.
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Post by Ace on Jun 8, 2007 23:53:13 GMT -5
* Smilner counts down the days until the Cloak is off and he can go back to killing every fucker that irritates him.*
...Obviously an action rather than a quote, but funny nonetheless!
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Jocelyn
Supreme Vampire
{S=0}The Lady of Corruption
Posts: 1,039
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Post by Jocelyn on Jun 9, 2007 23:17:27 GMT -5
Lmao, nice.
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Post by Calisto on Jun 9, 2007 23:43:55 GMT -5
lol, cool
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Post by TygerNight on Jun 10, 2007 12:58:54 GMT -5
*If at first you don't succeed.. well, so much for skydiving. *I used to be Snow White, but I drifted... *Stand closer; it's shorter than you think. *Don't hit kids! Seriously... they have guns now... *Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. *War doesn't decide who's right, just who's left. *If you sleep with dogs, you'll wake up with fleas. *You weren't an accident; you just survived the abortion. *Don't worry about those who talk behind your back; it simply means you're two steps ahead.
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